hi ppls. this is gonn be official here okay
- message me the name of ur fav animal
- be followin me duhh <3
- reblog this (i think u will survive)
- a cutie patootie gif of ur fav animal
- most likely a follow back
- my love
- and something that looks like this…
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
I made it to the end.
and by “the end” I mean the end of my life because I’m going to kill myself now goodbye forever
I did it. I made it. I even made it through the home depot metaphor and the eyebrow raise. I made it to the end. I can die now.
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
Is that an unwanted sexual comment i smell?
Really? Really. Disgusting.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?
this is now my most favorited post ever
what is even the difference besides size smfh
this is beautiful tumblr thank you